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Dad to the Woof Crew. Here to spread music, lyrics & kindness. Boops welcomed

Stay a bit. I'll put the kettle on and we can chat.

Slava Ukraini!
Free, Free Palestine!

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you're damn right I have to piss, the doctors put me on two different diuretics and I chase them with coffee

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Tell your pets I said hi.

jokes • not jokes

https://justmytoots.com/@infinitefinite@beige.party

pfp: a photo of a fluffy black cat with green eyes taken as though the cat took a selfie

header: the covered wagon from Oregon Trail being pulled by an ox in lime green on a black background. Underneath it reads "You have died mad about it"

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Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

He/Him

Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

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Hey, I joined the party! I like #books #art #science #politics learning about anything and everything.

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Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.

if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.

#memes
#minimalism

#scifi
#comics

#design
#architecture
#vectorgraphics

#FOSS
#linux

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I like cake. I'm an East (San Francisco) Bay, California, USA human. Married, cis, old, white.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #BlackLivesMatter

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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

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Play like a champion

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my mom fucked a bat

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-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
-Comma enthusiast
-Accomplished internet doofus
-He thinks he's funny / Please humor him
PeerTube:
@the_etrain
the_etrain@spectra.video

https://justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@beige.party

#nosearch #nobot #noindex

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Theodore Painsworth

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