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Incogneato mode

Shitposters do the heavy lifting 💙

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unserious • she/her • 33 @ sophamir on bsky

banner alt text: screenshot of scene from fleabag where they are walking on a busy sidewalk and she says to hot priest "dont make me an optimist, you will ruin my life."
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https://justmytoots.com/@sophamir@ohai.social

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america's weird neighbor

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I’m kinda gassy 💨

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Vulgar. Haunted. Pretty. Vacant. Artist for hire. Chronically ill, foul mouthed sweetheart. Shitposters MSTDN local 678.   Geist for Prez 2028 https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/ https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar

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My best bits are bytes

LA based video editor person just here for the yucks

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snark, sarcasm, swears, and animal pics.

🐴 , 🐈 , 🐶, 🐐 , & 🐓

 I foster #CKCS. Spoonie. Queer. Audhd.

she/her

Justmytoots.com@momercury@jorts.horse

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I should know better.

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idk i literally just got here

:homedepot:

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Siri, add Pizza Rolls to the shopping list. Siri? Why isn’t this working?

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Tell your pets I said hi.

jokes • not jokes

https://justmytoots.com/@infinitefinite@beige.party

pfp: a photo of a fluffy black cat with green eyes taken as though the cat took a selfie

header: the covered wagon from Oregon Trail being pulled by an ox in lime green on a black background. Underneath it reads "You have died mad about it"

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