Millennial who tries to be positive online.
Neurotypical? Never met him.
Straight? Like a banana.
CIS? More like CISn't!
Intelligent? Unlikely.
Cute? Shit friend, I hope so.
LEWD and HORNY on main. You've been warned.
Be horny with me :neoraccoon_owo:

Tell me about your passions, I wanna hear all about it!

Sgnal, XMPP, matrix and telegram might be shared if asked.

Minors are welcome to interact but please only in a non lewd way.

Pronouns: Whatever. Gender is a fuck. Use what you want, mostly used to he, I like they.

Testimonials:
"Officially an attractive woman"
- Vriska
"You know damn well what you're packing >\\\>;"
-Tricorgs

I wouldn't have wanted to, but lately my economical situation shat itself and I decided to add links for donations below.
If you wanna help a raccoon out, I would be very grateful

Trash Panda