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Oh the good life is out there somewhere, so stay on my arm you little charmer. He/Him. CIS. Married. Ally. Mostly Scottish, all Canadian. Hyperlexic poet, playwright and novelist. 11q disorder. Insufferable smartass. Radical Liberal. Ou en Francais si vous voulez.

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In order for problems to be solved, someone has to care.
https://pixelfed.social/grammasaurus

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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security histrionics
:: finance histrionics
:: tattoo'ed nerd
:: security longhair

part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

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Creator of the syndicated comic strip, “Non Sequitur".
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Then call the editor of the paper and raise hell until they carry Non Sequitur.

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Yes that Rebecca Watson

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Law professor (emeritus), philosopher, progressive. Committed to rule of law and pluralistic democracy. Interests include art, books, history, science, cats, sharp wit. Boosts are not necessarily endorsements.

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the big lake they call Gitchi Gami 🛶🏖️

Current* view of a webcam located around Lake Superior, every 30 minutes

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Cellular automata forests inspired by Conway's Game of Life

New generation every hour; account growth has a chance to grow new seedlings each generation

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NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.

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