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snark, sarcasm, swears, and animal pics.

🐴 , 🐈 , 🐶, 🐐 , & 🐓

 I foster #CKCS. Spoonie. Queer. Audhd.

she/her

Justmytoots.com@momercury@jorts.horse

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Maybe I’ll wake up from all of this [waves hand at everything] some day … and other unserious musings and sarcasms

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sometimes I shitpost and sometimes I post like a dad who doesn’t understand Facebook

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Tell your pets I said hi.

jokes • not jokes

https://justmytoots.com/@infinitefinite@beige.party

pfp: a photo of a fluffy black cat with green eyes taken as though the cat took a selfie
header: the covered wagon from Oregon Trail being pulled by an ox in lime green on a black background. Underneath it reads "You have died mad about it"

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not your mother’s® favorite poster

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tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

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idk i literally just got here

:homedepot:

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He/Him, 39, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.

#fuckaas

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Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent.
I love almost everyone, except Nazis & TERFs.
Puns are like farts: You have to let them out and hope they do as little damage as possible while being secretly proud.
he/him/his.
https://justmytoots.com/@stevecantsmell@mastodon.social

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iOS / visionOS Engineer - ARKit, RealityKit, SharePlay. 10+ Vision Pro Apps ᯅ

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