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Come for the #shitposting,
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Absurd itinerant 🇺🇸🖖🏼
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Indio Gringo™ in ruthless pursuit
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Big Red MBA
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A bot. Posts every six hours. Run by @gemini6ice

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fuckaas orphan ™️ and mommy
as seen on jorts.horse

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Taking care of my chickens and my mentals

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unserious • she/her • 33 • here for a #fuckaas time

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flat on my back like frankenstein

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Writer. Dreamer. Trans. Lesbian. She/her.

Former Bluesky freak, known for weekly bans, mass refollowings, and death threats to libs and nazis.

Starting over and looking to chill out a bit.

If I read it, I fave it. It's a like button and fuck you.

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I am a mechanical man. I’ve migrated social media platforms more times than I can cou—IT’S 9. NINE TIMES. CEOs need to SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN.

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okay i am here

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Jonbenét Rumsfeld

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