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on mobile in front of my computer

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What could possibly go wrong here....

I'm rarely serious, unless I am. You should notice the difference. Unless you can't. I crochet, knit, paint and draw. Sometimes it's good. Though sometimes not. I sell them. I keep some as well.

Does anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation bc *gestures at everything*.

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Demonic hot girl from bluesky with tummy trouble, and addictions to weed, pizza, and coffee Shitposts & thirst traps MDNI / born in the 1980s Tip me, it’s cheaper than therapy 💁🏼‍♀️ https://linktr.ee/thedahliaeffect

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alt text for pfp: back of a white woman's rainbow braid

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Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone

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Not weird enough for weird Twitter, way too weird for normal Twitter.

Former "project manager," now working in "software." I frequently post "jokes."

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Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese

✡️ for a free 🇵🇸

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unserious • she/her • 33 • here for a #fuckaas time

pfp: up close selfie of sophia, a white brunette woman, laying in the sun holding up her tinted pink framed glasses and peeking underneath them smiling at camera. she has thin blue bathing suit straps on her shoulders and a red scrunchie on her wrist.

banner: screenshot of fleabag scene where fleabag and hot priest are walking on a busy sidewalk and she says to hot priest, "do not make me an optimist, you will ruin my life."

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You know me from Bluesky, @tylerfromtheinternet.com (or not at all)

going to tylerfromtheinternet.com will also take you to cool shirts you can buy or at least look at and go ha ha cool I like that

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i post shit good sometimes

cle sports

software engineer in CO📍

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she/her 🏳️‍🌈 pfp by @geraldinepiche pfp: funky portrait of a tattooed fair-skinned woman with reddish-brown hair wearing sunglasses and a colorful crochet top against a colorful background banner: the words “nothing is written in stone” chiseled in stone

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