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He/him. No kings but King Ludd.
Motivational speaker
pfp is a can of Bumble Bee sardines (packed in mustard)

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OG #fuckaas 

Amateur human. 

I like bed rotting, dopamine, and shrimp.

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it's me porksweats, i couldn't get the porksweats.mastodon name so it is what it is

widely considered to be a good account

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idk what I'm doing

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doodles

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STANCED UP IN THE MAUSOLEUM

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flat on my back like frankenstein

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welcome to my account on here

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