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it's me porksweats, i couldn't get the porksweats.mastodon name so it is what it is

widely considered to be a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights

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🌟🌟It's happening 🌟🌟

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getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot

art account: @mjjii

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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈  this account is the fire hose of my brain

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@britculpsapp.bsky.social (bsky)
@britculp (twitter)

views are my own; smarter & funnier than you

39 | MPLS

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